what's a PHENOMINAL way to start your day?
finding a $30 parking ticket on your car... when you're parked in a lot you pay $85 a month to park in.
it says on the back of the ticket that i can write a letter asking for a "review" of my ticket... i think it will go something like this:
dear city of madison,
get your weasly little parking fairy (he is UBER weasly, i've seen him) the fuck away from my car. i don't pay $85 a month be hassled by his sorry ass.
love,
me
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Boo! I have a collection of parking tickets you wouldn't believe!! We paid every year for "special" permit parking...that only works from 6pm-10am. About 1-2 Saturdays a month I would forget ot feed the meter and get a ticket...drove me crazy!
ReplyDeleteYou should have the guy sign up to be on Parking Wars. It's this great TV show that follows meter maids, and tow drivers. Then everyone could see what a weasel he is.
ReplyDeletewhat the! you pay to park there but got a ticket, that makes no sense AT ALL!!
ReplyDeletei hope you get even with the weasel!
Ugh! Nightmare!
ReplyDeleteHope the day gets better!
Sounds like they maybe forgot to give you a parking sticker or something in exchange for your $85? Lame! I highly recommend wiping your ass (or a cat's ass) w/your letter before you send it. It's what I've been known to do to checks sent in for our lame-ass parking tickets for parking in 2" of snow...when there was like half an inch on the ground...etc. Very satisfying.
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